It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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