i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Help. Why am I so naked?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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