Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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