She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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