David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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