so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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