$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize