So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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