I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
True college students do jello shots in the library
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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