i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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