I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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