fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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