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i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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