You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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