just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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