I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
