I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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