she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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