I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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