Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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