You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Randomize
