I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
we're making bets on your personal life
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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