She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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