Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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