On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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