What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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