We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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