Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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