I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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