no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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