are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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