just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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