Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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