why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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