strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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