You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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