the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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