Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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