two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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