its not stalking. its research.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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