talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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