Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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