i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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