Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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