Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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