I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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