Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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