I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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