Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
tell me about the fingering
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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