Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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