i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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