What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
