windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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