Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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