Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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